Weekly Comedy Podcast, chronicling the lives of Jason, Gary, and company.
"Already in Progress" is just that: already in progress. Never knowing whose conversation, from our ever changing cast of characters, you will be dropping in on is half the fun.
What you can count on is viewpoints covering the spectrum of topics just as diverse. While nothing is safe or sacred, the laughs are sure to follow.
Jason and Gary 
Already in Progress
| Thu, Jul 10 2008 |
Episode 77 |
| jason works with a transgender, jason loves redbox, gary is on imdb, gary gets an ipod, pizza pizza pizza, george carlin is not funny |
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Posted at 03:39 PM |
| Tue, May 20 2008 |
Episode 76 |
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Posted at 12:17 AM |
| Tue, May 13 2008 |
Episode 75 |
| We have done worse |
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Posted at 08:14 PM |
| Mon, Apr 28 2008 |
Episode 74 |
| macs, hermaphrodites, new careers, 80s movies |
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Posted at 11:14 PM |
| Tue, Apr 22 2008 |
Episode 73 |
| pope papal popiness gary does bus tours john calvin audible oral olfacory mass homicide suicide dirvers licence king of the world forgetting sarah marshall |
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Posted at 02:08 AM |
| Mon, Apr 14 2008 |
Episode 72 |
| This is a short one due to technical difficulties. Let us know what you're an expert in. Gary is gonna be on All My Children. |
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Posted at 11:41 PM |
| Mon, Apr 07 2008 |
Episode 71 |
| Sorry about the sound quality. |
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Posted at 11:59 PM |
| Thu, Dec 21 2006 |
Karate Kid Part 17 |
| Daniel continues his training. |
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Posted at 02:34 PM |
| Sat, Nov 04 2006 |
Episode 69 |
| seth is a jew, who does michael jordan think he is, understand your league, mormans, ecumenical |
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Posted at 09:57 AM |
| Fri, Nov 03 2006 |
Episode 68 |
| more disney, sc is dry, jasons big ball photo, jasons moms big ball photo, other peoples kids, jason from three feet high looking up, baby-girls shoes, jason gets scared by a stuffed animal, billy elliot is not billy madison |
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Posted at 10:48 AM |
| Wed, Nov 01 2006 |
Episode 67 |
| church, wheelchairs at disney, wanna get a tatto |
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Posted at 09:30 PM |
| Tue, Oct 31 2006 |
Episode 66 |
| nlcs, [ADULT LINK] sex swing, retractile penis, dumb friends |
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Posted at 09:37 PM |
Episode 65 |
| disney |
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Posted at 12:39 AM |
| Mon, Oct 16 2006 |
Episode 64 |
| voice-mail from jason to gary, jason in sc with baby-girl: disney world bound, giants, mets, and jason is god |
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Posted at 10:03 AM |
| Wed, Oct 11 2006 |
Episode 63 |
| This episode contains explicit content the texas chainsaw massacre, the scary movie prank, database troubles, jasons dads army story, is gary gay |
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Posted at 05:46 PM |
| Tue, Oct 10 2006 |
Episode 62 |
| gary talks of his homeland, girls and football, baby-girl running wild, kevins ideal mode of transport |
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Posted at 02:10 PM |
| Mon, Oct 09 2006 |
Episode 61 |
| myspace is retarded, how would you spend 500 million dollars, hampster neglect, Posse, tuskegee the Neopet, purple.com |
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Posted at 01:22 AM |
| Thu, Oct 05 2006 |
Episode 60 |
| gary has a new diet, jason gets caught in the rain, fabulous neighbors save the day, baby-girl sees frank robinsons last game, brian doyle-murray |
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Posted at 07:44 PM |
Episode 59 |
| jehovah witness, jason has cable and electricity but no water, jason hates wet stuff and never gets sick |
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Posted at 08:02 AM |
| Tue, Oct 03 2006 |
Episode 58 |
| jason has cable but no electricity, gary has a new video camera, f the budget plan, gary is no longer charade qualified |
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Posted at 09:36 PM |
| Mon, Oct 02 2006 |
Episode 57 |
| baby-girl can marry cat stevens, jason has not paid his tickets, the butt-naked weigh off, jason is smoking again, sucidal hicoughs, mark foley |
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Posted at 11:49 PM |
| Sun, Oct 01 2006 |
Episode 56 |
| still not smoking, bachelorette party t-shirt signing, do not leave home without your sharpie, girl gets her scalp ripped off, twice a day is too much for gary |
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Posted at 10:26 PM |
| Fri, Sep 29 2006 |
Episode 55 |
| little miss sunshine, wide sargasso sea, hedwig and the angry inch, natinoal geographic is code talk for..., hot chick on a hot bike, battlestar galactica |
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Posted at 09:47 AM |
| Thu, Sep 28 2006 |
Episode 54 |
| self foaming soap, different number three tecniques, brining in the closer, carnival, jason and gary are not going on the amazing race |
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Posted at 10:06 PM |
| Wed, Sep 27 2006 |
Episode 53 |
| gary tries to regrow his hair, jason is quits smoking... again, yes you can buy spitoons, a bunch of junk that gary would buy, clinton tried to kill him |
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Posted at 07:42 PM |
| Mon, Sep 25 2006 |
Episode 52 |
| Football, Jason and his 30 jobs |
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Posted at 11:19 PM |
| Fri, Sep 22 2006 |
Episode 51 |
| jason and gary apparently lived parallel childhoods |
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Posted at 06:06 AM |
| Thu, Sep 21 2006 |
Episode 50 |
| Tyler and his rockets, the greatest undiscovered hotspot in Washington DC, Do not randomly throw your hat, friend of Dorothy |
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Posted at 07:30 AM |
| Wed, Sep 20 2006 |
Episode 49 |
| Chick-fil-A, carnival, high school reunions, Make a decision and stick to it. Will the cable company save your life? Ascension Island (map) |
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Posted at 09:50 AM |
| Tue, Sep 19 2006 |
Episode 48 |
| Fantasy Football, interesting proposition, cyber-stalking, What ever happened to Sheila Lewis from Killeen Texas? |
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Posted at 06:20 PM |
Episode 47 |
| Mets clinch the division. Reskins @ Dallas, Giants @ Philly |
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Posted at 12:03 AM |
| Sun, Sep 17 2006 |
Episode 46 |
| Neither Jason nor Gary can open a bottle with a lighter. Jason and his twisted sex dream, the teacher store, how to get a 100 percent on a scantron test, the annoying bitch |
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Posted at 02:42 PM |
| Thu, Sep 14 2006 |
Episode 45 |
| Coke and Pepsi dollars, White Castle burgers, Mike & Ikes and rollerskates |
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Posted at 08:51 PM |
| Wed, Sep 13 2006 |
Episode 44 |
| Jason get's his motorcycle back. Montana Freemen, Why do people do the right thing? the good sister |
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Posted at 08:26 PM |
| Tue, Sep 12 2006 |
Episode 43 |
| Baby-girl's computer classes, A Gypsy woman puts a curse on Jason. Ohio plates vs. Diplomat plates, Jason can't keep his cool. mace, tasers and stun-guns |
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Posted at 08:34 PM |
| Mon, Sep 11 2006 |
Episode 42 |
| no comment |
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Posted at 11:02 AM |
| Sun, Sep 10 2006 |
Episode 41 |
| easy spirit, gun stories, we lost a planet, take that, ninja gaiden, super powers |
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Posted at 02:14 AM |
| Fri, Sep 08 2006 |
Episode 40 |
| boo! scary, foot doctor. queue ettiqutte, expectant mother parking, fetus in a dish |
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Posted at 12:28 AM |
| Wed, Sep 06 2006 |
Episode 39 |
| Assume everyone is a retard, DC is overreaction central, Don't ever ask Gary to borrow his car. The Ringer, What about Uni?, Nike + iPod |
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Posted at 08:20 PM |
| Tue, Sep 05 2006 |
Episode 38 |
| Easy bake oven goes to work. Mommys and daddys are different. Jason is accident prone. gut rot, Tim Conway shuffle |
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Posted at 11:06 PM |
| Mon, Sep 04 2006 |
Episode 37 |
| What is Labor Day? Jason wins big at poker but loses his car. Jesus taxi, Gary buys his first pack of smokes. the two most difficult tasks on the planet, best movie Rube Goldberg devices. |
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Posted at 10:24 PM |
| Sat, Sep 02 2006 |
Episode 36 |
| paper football challenge, Shatner steals a joke from Gary. spic-and-span buttholes, air travel security solutions. |
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Posted at 02:43 PM |
| Fri, Sep 01 2006 |
Episode 35 |
| uncrustables, hot dogs with mustard, Gary and Jason both crap themselves. The Big Hunt, laser eye surgery |
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Posted at 07:36 AM |
| Thu, Aug 31 2006 |
Episode 34 |
| Jason and Baby-girl make cookies. dreaming about trying to fall asleap, pay porn, Jason unanimously voted: most likely to be a top. telemarketing, choose your own adventure, and broads |
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Posted at 08:36 AM |
| Wed, Aug 30 2006 |
Episode 33 |
| Jason did not get fired. Jason lives in The Matrix but would rather live in The Gods Must Be Crazy. Gary has poor interview skills. Jason and Gary both love wasting the time of other people. Words of wisdom for young kids, easy bake oven update. |
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Posted at 09:46 AM |
| Tue, Aug 29 2006 |
Episode 32 |
| first pitch chalenge results, Gary goes to NYC. Jason pretends to know random Jennifers. woman with two vaginas, 3 boob vs 4, Gary destroys some unfortunate guy's glasses. Amazing Spider-Man #300, Jason got a five or ten dollar soda. |
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Posted at 02:21 AM |
| Fri, Aug 25 2006 |
Episode 31 |
| Where is Gary's Easy Bake Oven? Gary has a super power. Jason is either on or off the wagon. Jason wakes up like American Psycho. equal opportunity housing, gay sex |
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Posted at 11:08 AM |
| Thu, Aug 24 2006 |
Episode 30 |
| China rabies, the new encore, Take on Me, Jason's Rules of Engagement for purchasing warranties |
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Posted at 07:45 PM |
| Wed, Aug 23 2006 |
Episode 29 |
| Gary cleans his bathroom. The Core, washroom etiquette, bathroom etiquette, Wrigley Field troughs, X Games |
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Posted at 07:06 PM |
| Tue, Aug 22 2006 |
Episode 28 |
| Little kids birthday part, Polly Pocket, flesh cran [crayon], Uppity Negro, Too bad Gene Roddenberry is dead. Easy Bake Real Meal Oven |
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Posted at 07:18 PM |
| Sun, Aug 20 2006 |
Episode 27 |
| Yes you can buy frankincense myrrh. Hear about Jason and Gary's first pitch challenge and listen for the results next Monday. We are having a heat-wave. DC DMV |
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Posted at 10:06 PM |
| Sat, Jul 29 2006 |
Episode 26 |
| Special guest appearance by Saint Michale, Can bottle rockets be set off in anything other than bottles?
Hear what happens when Jason decides to bring the 4th of July indoors. Jason is Father of the Year. Congress wants to ban online poker. Gary corrects himself on tax collection. red paperclip, the make your own super-man movie kit, Everybody hates Joe Morgan. |
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Posted at 06:21 PM |
| Sun, Jul 16 2006 |
Episode 25 |
| Why is toilet paper perforated? Fat people float. Jason and Gary are the biggest queers on the planet. doorknob, ti 82 graphing calculator, Stephon Marbury, the "black" boys, ryan white |
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Posted at 01:19 AM |
| Mon, Jun 26 2006 |
Episode 24 |
| roethlisberger motorcycle accident,
tommy larsen bottle opener , Chad Cordero bobble head, over the top or through the flap, some soccer or something, jason and gary arent' the only people talking about baseball, spelling bee, don't piss Jason off prior to entering a port-jon, Dawn and Drew suck, Game 6, Gary on imdb, How close was Gary's version of the 1986 game 6 play-by-play, 7-up gold, |
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Posted at 06:05 PM |
| Sun, May 28 2006 |
Episode 23 |
| Gary has a plan where each state is a member of the club. Jason get's a ticket. Why was the DMV empty? Gary has a car accident. case of eggs; Chester Beetle; would you rather; hebrew the chosen beer; Jason pissed himself. Maryland sucks. For the most part, people are good. build a bear |
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Posted at 09:21 PM |
| Mon, May 15 2006 |
Episode 22 |
| people are good, gay serial killer, unscrupulous mechanics, Gary is a sucker, sobriety checkpoints a ruse?, motorcycle in the Potomac river, difference between cupcakes and rectangular cakes, karma, psychics, $10 rock, Leroy busted a cap in his ass, 01.02.03.04.05.06, Baby Girls wants to be a Mexican. |
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Posted at 03:06 AM |
| Mon, Apr 17 2006 |
Episode 21 |
| mentos/soda bum experiment; fags & queers; Gary enjoys a massage from a man; Jason pees sitting down; over or under is the big question; 1-wipe Jason; turd cutter; Gary folds; Jason crumples; come on the Metro |
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Posted at 12:08 AM |
| Sun, Apr 09 2006 |
Episode 20 |
| grilling, Baby-girl speaks English, Mr. Moo, Million dollar ideas: food chopping service at your local grocer, hot-wire proofing cars ; Freejack,
last person on earth, real dolls [ADULT LINK], final 4, fantasy baseball, training carrier pigeon, dorothy's slippers, sikh |
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Posted at 01:02 PM |
| Tue, Mar 28 2006 |
Episode 19 |
| Gary House tells of his cane and the hypothesis surrounding it.
Jason is drinking pretty heavily throughout this episode: surprise! surprise! Though he hasn't had a cigarette for a while and is contemplating the unthinkable. Hello world!, Mark the Magician, carnival, lessons on anger, Mentos experiment |
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Posted at 09:18 PM |
| Wed, Mar 08 2006 |
Episode 18 |
| Who new Doan's still existed?
Jason gets another massage and says "Take that legs!" Gary is a fag for watching the Academy Awards. Jason is a fag for watching Patch Adams and Magnolia. And just in case you wanted to see if the internet could guess the sitcom character/dictator you're thinking of. |
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Posted at 12:47 AM |
| Sat, Mar 04 2006 |
Episode 17 |
| Gary might be striking out on his own with his new business of teaching concentrated English.
Jason may have a broken arm. Take Jason’s white room challenge. Ask yourself what crazy really is. Take Gary’s 1 vs. 52 challenge. Oh. Just in case you’re wondering who Tyne Daly is. |
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Posted at 11:12 PM |
| Sat, Feb 25 2006 |
Episode 16 |
| Join us for another installment in our world's most something something, as Jason talks about his experience working at a daycare.
Gary gets lost. Jason takes Baby Girl to a toy train show, and washes his back. |
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Posted at 04:26 PM |
| Mon, Feb 06 2006 |
Episode 15 |
| The NFL season has been over for less than one hour and Jason, Tsegaya, the beautiful Anna Marie, and Sydney just can't stop talking about baseball.
Find out if Big Bird is a puppet or a real, big bird. One thing is for sure, he's not a famous Mexican puppet. |
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Posted at 09:33 PM |
| Fri, Feb 03 2006 |
Epidose 14 |
| Join AIP for the introduction of Wingnut. Jason & Mike (Wingnut) recant stories of their boyhood escapades.
Hear mike hype up the Super Bowl party at Jason's house. Jason willingly gives up his Google search history for the last 2 days. |
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Posted at 09:25 AM |
| Fri, Jan 27 2006 |
Episode 13 |
| A couple news flashes this week: Jason has to wear pants to work; weight is still measured in pounds; three year olds do not eat baby food.
How Jason avoided tearing the space-time continuum when signing up for the drunk email, we will never know. Enjoy this second installment of on ongoing series of world's biggest something about the world's biggest redneck. Gary is correct about bamboo torture. Gary apparently never missed an episode of Saved by the Bell but can somehow still accuse Jason of turning into a queer for getting a manicure, pedicure and massage. Catholics may not have a saint for everything, but they definitely have a highway saint and a lost and found saint. Speaking of highways, check out the mixing bowl. If when every thing is said and done, you are wondering, who was on the phone. It was Tsegaya. |
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Posted at 08:30 PM |
| Wed, Jan 18 2006 |
Episode 12: First Blood Part II |
| For all of you idiots that are incapable of listening to the audio of the Podcast, Episode 12, overlapped, and offset with itself; here it is again. Although more listenable now, you're only receiving the content at half speed, also known as real-time.
We have decided, rather than replacing our screwed-up version, to publish this corrected version as an additional Podcast. This decision was made, simply so that Gary could never live down this horrendous mistake. |
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Posted at 07:20 PM |
| Sun, Jan 15 2006 |
Episode 12 |
| As far as Jason is concerned, the four basic necessities of life might as well be air, water, food, and a cold head soldering device.
Gary attempts to relate to Jason's trip to the motorcycle show by citing his own numerous trips to comic book conventions. Jason won't buy any motorcycle that won't make espresso for him. Jason advises hot girls against working at Wal-mart. Gary learns that Antarctica's top two commodities are ice and white chocolate. |
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Posted at 11:45 PM |
| Sun, Jan 08 2006 |
Episode 11 |
| Jason and Gary talk about New Jersey, Redskins football, bargaining skills, sex books and more. |
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Posted at 10:38 AM |
| Fri, Dec 23 2005 |
Episode 10 |
| This podcast has obviously hitting the netwaves very late as Gary and Jason are talking about the Giants game where Feely was a major tool.
Jason and Gary also cover their general disgust of the lack of consideration of mankind as a whole. Gary tells the story of his first and only time skiing. Get the down low on rainforests, recycling and saving the environment in general. Jason would &%#@ them all had he his druthers. |
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Posted at 08:49 PM |
| Thu, Nov 24 2005 |
Episode 9 |
| Join Jason and Gary in this, Episode 9. That is right: Episode 9. It is sad to say Episode 8 has been permanently lost in the annals of time.
Even though Accutane is not made of the urine of spider monkeys, make no mistake, it will not make you want to kill yourself, but may indeed cause one to commit the actual act of suicide. Somehow the death of Rosa Parks eclipsed the mourning of all, even Gary, of our beloved Giants owner Wellington Mara. Gary puts forth a personal challenge to you the listener with regard to Ms. Parks. Both Gary and Jason would eat one another, in a tight enough bind. Gary however; would be kind enough to wait out the demise of Jason. Jason may very well be the only person alive to have fed beef sausage to cows in the Zugspitze Mountains. Was that well enough qualified? Jason will tell of the one episode he saw of a pretty cool, new show on the Discovery Channel. Be on the lookout for, on this very Website, for a soon to be upcoming article by Jason as to what constitutes Jew hair. See if you can guess just as closely, but just as wrong, as Jason did: the name of a black one-eyed Jewish Schnauzer. Here is a hint. His real name, Jason confused for a fried chicken shack in the south. Here are some old words: oleo, davenport, garret, breeches, lanai. Use them, but be sure to give Gary and Jason all the acclaim. What do Joe Morgan, Justice Roberts, and Jesus have in common? None of them will get off the fence when it comes to killing babies. |
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Posted at 08:51 PM |
| Sun, Oct 23 2005 |
Episode 7 |
| Hear about Gary and Jason's realistic views on recent hurricanes, responses, and gas prices.
For some reason, Lyndon Larouche is mentioned in more than passing. Jason and Gary are both almost right with regards to the Gregorian calendar vs Julian calendar. Also in this episode, find out what country is "...not even a country. It's a city.," what WDW really means and why "Daddy funny bubble butt" is so endearing. If I could draw this: [guy in basket], wouldn't simply be text. |
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Posted at 12:49 AM |
| Sun, Aug 21 2005 |
Episode 6 |
| Lucas took 28 years to put out 6 episodes and we've done it in just a shade under 4 months.
Hear of Jason and Baby-Girl's recent trip to South Carolina, and Jason's opinion of the newest family member. Find out why Gary has been to church only once in his life and why he peed his pants (not at church). Also find out why boy robots are better. |
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Posted at 05:12 PM |
| Sat, Jun 11 2005 |
Episode 5 |
| Gary is thankful not to have had urine injections.
Pull up a chair, grab a beer, and join Jason and Gary for a cookout at Jason’s house. Worry not, today’s feast was prepared with safety knives. Despite Gary’s accordian playing, and pottery lessons; he still doesn’t know what gay men see in him. He does have a great plan to keep Canada in check though. Hear about Baby Girl’s trip to the zoo and a bunch of other junk. |
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Posted at 03:38 PM |
| Thu, May 19 2005 |
Episode 4 |
| Join AIP for their first threesome. That’s right, Ric Joins Jason and Gary this week for 50% more laughs.
Again this week, the guys cover a ton of topics. Find out why Nancy Reagan is Bin Laden’s number 1 target and why Jason is madly in love with her. Which cartoon characters will the boys give passes to? Gary is scarred as a child, being the least favorite friend of a childhood friend’s mother. Gary and Ric dote over Jason’s new car. And both Ric and Jason relive stories of being beat silly, during recreational fighting. |
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Posted at 11:28 PM |
| Sat, May 07 2005 |
Episode 3 |
| Jason, while not yet having discovered how to actually subscribe to a Podcast, has figured out to listen, and rates a few in this – episode 3.
Meanwhile; Gary draws parallels to the government and gangs. Then everyone's favorite Occidentals ponder the origin of politically incorrect words. Gary and Jason still don't know why they are not African American, and Pacific Islander respectively. Disclaimer: no words used in this Podcast have any etymological relationship to the [N] word. |
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Posted at 10:53 PM |
| Wed, May 04 2005 |
Episode 2 |
| Episode 2 is packed full o' goodness. Though Jason and Gary briefly touch on the president's speech, it's a light-hearted discussion that should keep you awake long enough to here of Jason’s infomercial, get-rich-quick scheme addiction.
Share in the pain of little Jess missing her 5th birthday, and the trauma of her first tampon purchase. Jason almost discovers Podcasting this week and Gary is turning into Bobby Fischer. Be sure not to miss 2 more of Jason's absurd childhood stories. And as will happen any time Gary and Jason get together, there is of course reminiscing of the 80's. |
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Posted at 03:37 AM |
| Mon, Apr 25 2005 |
Episode 1 |
| The gamut of topics in this maiden episode of "Already in Progress" range from: sports to politics to Gary's theory on promptness.
Gary predicts the passing of Benedict XVI (God rest his soul), and displays his overall lack of knowledge of Catholicism. Why isn't Gary in prison? Quite simply, because Gary will always break down, and fold to the system; despite all his prior attempts to buck it. Why isn't Jason dead? Jason is invincible. Podshow PDN {podshow-b1d609d3cc7d074de5ff97a4c74f2a34} |
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Posted at 03:20 PM |
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